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Thus Spake Siddhu

Where there is cricket, there are Sidduism.

Here, are a few gems let fall by Navjot Singh Siddhu over the last few months.

� Match referee Dennis is like a white hen lying black rotten eggs.

� The grass is greener and hen plumpier on other side of the fence.

� There is light at the other end of the tunnel for India, but it�s that of the oncoming train which will run them over.

� Experience is like a comb that life gives you are bald.

� Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

� India looks like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

� Wickets are like a wives �� you never know which way they will turn.

� Statistics are like miniskirts, they revel more then they hide.

� He is like the typical Indian threewheeler that sucks a lot of diesel but can�t go beyond 30!

� The Indians are going to beat the kiwis! Let me tell you that kiwis are only birds those don�t have wings.

� The gap between the bat and the pad was so great that I could drive my car through it!

� As comfortable as a bum on the porcupine.

� The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

� The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in the haystack.

� He is a dibbly-dobbly bowler.

� The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

� Deep Das Gupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar.

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